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I totally need to train for pissing through a boner:

OH yeah, last weekend I ran the Seattle Half-Marathon. I finished it in 2 hours 44 minutes. The next day I skipped work and had a half-marathon jerk off session. Damn, everyone running was hot. It was good times.

Finally back into the gym again, after four or five months. I have a half-marathon at the end of November, and my training program has me lifting weights twice a week. Managed to break a very good sweat tonight.

Here's a pic of me from earlier this year. I was doing a lot of yardwork that day. It was afternoon and I hadn't showered yet. I was sweaty and a little bit musky.
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I bought some new running shoes at Super Jock and Jill the other day. Love that store, all their clerks are hot. One clerk in particular caught my eye. Buff fuzzy arms, light tan. Broad shoulders and strong back. He was cute in a dopey-jock kind of way. When he stood up, I looked over to check out his ass and then I realized: that's a chick. I fell in immediate lust for the androgynous jock girl.

Athletics and Piss

I'm back into running. In fact, I started upping my mileage. Four miles has been pretty easy, so I started running five miles. Piece of cake. I'm going to do that for a few weeks and then go to six.

I took a week off of rock-climbing. Tomorrow I'm back at it. We have this chick that started climbing with us, Mary. Hot asian girl. Just want to pick her up and put her on my face. Eat that athletic shaved pussy.

I'm stopping the weight lifting more or less. It is conflicting with my running. Squats were making my hips hurt when I run. I'm looking at gym exercise that meshes well with running and rock-climbing.

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I see a production house I need a DVD from

Raunchy piss movies

These guys look like they are fun to party with.

My weight loss and fitnessment is getting very good. I hit a milestone recently: flexibility is back. Well, it is getting much better. I can't deepthroat my own cock yet. But, I sucked the head in and managed to suck myself off. I taste good.

Sorry about not posting much at all lately. Just haven't been in the mood to post. I've been hanging out at http://www.clubstroke.net/chat/ a little too much now and then. Catch me on there as jockbottom.

I picked up a new hobby: rock climbing. I climb indoors at a gym that specializes in it. Everybody there is hot, female and male. It is fucking awesome.

I did try the pissing in the condom thing. I liked the feeling of the hot piss around my cock. But, it wasn't very exciting. It probably would have been fun with a friend also into pissing. When I went to pull the condom off, I was hoping piss would squirt out over my abs, but the condom held it all; I was almost disappointed.

I am going to do it again, and this time I'll do a video of it. It just seems more like something that's more fun to watch than to do. And I really liked to be watched. :)

http://community.livejournal.com/pee_erotic/198572.html

I was inspired by wonderhorse's post above, I thought I'd give it a try. It didn't work so well for me, but I'm going to give it another go. I left work, had to piss, and didn't before leaving. I sat in traffic for an hour fifteen minutes. I really had to go. I was inspired by the guy in tan shorts, so I put on a pair. Unfortunately, my bladder was so painfully full I couldn't get it up. DAMN! The act of getting my cock hard enough to put the condom on stimulated me to the point where I came the instant I rolled it down. And then I couldn't piss. Fuck. Lesson learned: do it when you have to piss, but not when you have been waiting.

Watching that vid I kept hoping he'd have an accident.

The chick from that video I posted earlier, I really like. Her name is Monica Mattos. Someone sent me a link today to BeastTube and I found this video: http://www.beasttube.com/viewvideo/5957/ ZOMG! It was her. And she's a regular model on this site: http://www.barnyardmodels.com/ Lusts!

Sick
Ugh. With all this gym stuff, I've been in the lockerroom barefoot, and then not taking the shoes off right away. I have really nasty athletes foot. So the doc prescribed some oral anti-fungal to treat it. (It is cheaper than the OTC ointments/sprays.) The side-effects are bad enough right now I think I'd prefer paying $40 for the OTC stuff, or just living with it. (Well, I am telling myself this because this might be the first flu of the season and I don't want it.)

This is a hot Brazilian couple, both inked. She really likes it up the ass, and a little after 13:00, she goes from ass to mouth.
http://www.redtube.com/2395

This trip to Vegas wasn't the most exciting. It wasn't hot out, and the friend we went with was all moody and walked about 20' in front of us the whole time.

I did have this bored, lonely housewife from Wyoming setting next to me at the Blackjack table who was very chatty. She was either a whore, or she was really a bored, lonely housewife from Wyoming. (Come on, it's Vegas. I know the odds.) She was certainly cute. My age or a little younger. If I had some money, was by myself, and wasn't leaving for the airport in three hours, I would have talked her into, or paid her, for some good times.

Home from Vegas. Tired. Post later.

New Toy
I am wearing my first cock ring for the first time. I was a little nervous about wearing it. The whole if it is too tight you won't get it off deal. Well, I think it is okay. I actually really like wearing it. (By the way, I got the single band one.) I can see why people really like these things.

Nicole and Thunder, fragment 1, draft

This is a rough draft of a part of a story in progress. Suggestions and criticism is welcome. (Abuse shall be deleted.) Obviously it needs a lot of work.

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Workout log 2007/06/22: Shoulders, back, arms

Leg lifts: 15; 15; 15
Cable shoulder press: 60/12; 70/12; 70/8, 60/4
Lateral raise: 60/12; 60/12; 60/12
Dumbbell pull-over: 50/12; 50/12; 50/12
Lat pull-down with side grip bar: 120/12; 120/6, 105/6; 105/12
Seated cable row: 90/12; 90/12; 90/12
Bicep curl machine: 80/10; 70/10; 60/8
Tricep extension machine: 70/12; 80/12; 60/8
Cardio: elliptical L14, 18 minutes

This is the first time I worked out on my own where I was sore the next few days. I'm still sore. As I was doing my bicep curls, my arms were swelling up and turning red, veins bulging out all over. It was a major turn-on. I'm such a fucking narcissist.

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